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Archive for December, 2008

An Unplugged New Year

Posted by Sean on December 31, 2008

It seems the computer gods are not happy with me.
My computer officially kicked the bucket, and now I'm borrowing time on my wife's computer for my electronic fix.
I have no idea when I'll be 'back', nor if I can even fix my 4 yr old computer.

I'm making every effort to revive bessie… but so far things don't look promising.

I hope everyone has a great New Year.

I'll see you all Next Year!!!

 
Carpe Diem

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Oxymoron Indulgence

Posted by Sean on December 30, 2008

Sugar-Free Candy

Sugar-Less Candy

Reduced-Calorie Beer

Fat-Free Candy Bar

And now ‘Healthy’ Ice Cream?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28422860/ The LAST time I checked. Whenever we choose to consume the above mentioned
foods, I don’t think we’re WATCHING our weight?!

Most of these foods are our ‘cheat’ foods, or the foods we indulge on. NOT the foods we choose to help us watch our weight, or help us lose weight.

Know what’m saying!?

Carpe Diem

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So Who Likes To Jet Ski?

Posted by Sean on December 30, 2008

I had to share some more smiles.
Have a great night everyone.

Click here to download:

2191-simmons.wmv (4963 KB)

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Good Things To Know

Posted by Sean on December 29, 2008

1. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shithead’s.

2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.

3. I live in my own little world but it’s OK, everyone knows me here.

4. I saw a rather large woman wearing a sweatshirt with ‘Guess’ on it. I
said: Thyroid problem?”

5. I don’t do drugs ’cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up
really fast.

6. A sign In a Chinese Pet Store: “Buy one dog, get one flea.”

7. Money can’t buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

8. I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.

9. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the “terminal”?

10. I don’t approve of political jokes . I’ve seen too many of them get
elected.

11. The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no
trade-in value.

12. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make
Bloody Marys.

13. I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you
want to annoy for the rest of your life.

14. Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at bowling alleys.

15. I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I am perfect.

16. Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days
I’ve stayed alive.

17. That Claudia Schiffer must be a genius because I told a friend my plan
to attain world peace, and he told me I have “Schiffer Brains.”

18. No one ever says “It’s only a game!” when their team is winning.

19. Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes and
lottery tickets, are always complaining about being broke and not feeling
well?

20. How long a minute is, depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re
on.

21. Isn’t having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing
section in a swimming pool?

22. Marriage changes passion…suddenly you’re in bed with a relative.

23. Why is it that most nudists are people you don’t want to see naked?

24. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

25. Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom’s wise words:
Don’t pick that up, you don’t know where it’s been!”

A little end of the year humor for you

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Just a Little More Time

Posted by Sean on December 29, 2008

“If I only had a little more time”

How many times have you said or heard that?

Well it seems you get exactly what you ask for, a little more time at the end of this year. One second to be exact.

Tick tock … tick: Extra second added to 2008 – Yahoo! News

Use it wisely!

Heh heh

Tongue

Carpe Diem

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Code 13

Posted by Sean on December 28, 2008

It happens.

Most of us have had our share of experiences.

And for those of you who haven’t, you’ve been lucky.

The relationship between physician and nurse is of great importance to all parties involved. Everyone, the patient, the nurse, the physician, the family, the ancillary staff, etc. (you get the point) This relationship is at the fulcrum of the overall healthcare model, and has a mirror-like cause and effect to it’s success or failure.

When this relationship is working like a well oiled machine it’s something nurses treasure and fight to be a part of. Having a physician work with you. Having a physician value your opinion. Having a physician listen to your view. Having a physician involve you in the patients plan of care. Having a physician take the time to teach and educate you on a disease process. And having a physician not only speak to you in a fair and just manner, but having them speak to you and not down at you.

It’s an invaluable experience. I hope every nurse has the chance to feel that awe.

I started my nursing career in a very CRAPPY DIFFERENT environment.

Physicians treated you like their secretaries. Physicians only wanted you to communicate populated information and nothing more. Physicians barked orders to you and scoffed at the thought of you asking questions about the patients disease process or their plan of care. Physicians pointed fingers at you for making ANY mistakes in judgment, and disrespected your contribution to the healthcare team. Physicians EXPECTED you to move out of there way, clear the area and get up from your seat so they could sit at the station and do their work. Physicians did not include you in any plan of care.

I am the same nurse now, that I was then. The difference is I value my work, and I value the work of a physician who is the genuine article.

I despise these feelings of mine. I cannot understand for the life of me how a nurse (like I was ) can accept the working environment in which I began my career. To think I thought that was the ‘norm’. That all nurses were experiencing the same. That all the physicians I would work with would be that way?

These thoughts surfaced from an article that a co-worker was reading recently. The article was about Code 13.

In a particular hospital setting the nursing staff was having a very difficult time with physician-nurse relationships. It was so bad and so ‘hostile’ an environment at times, that some physicians were known for berating a nurse in front of a patient and their family in the patient’s hospital room.

The nursing staff developed Code 13 as a way of ‘protecting’ or ‘saving’ a nurse from these physician attacks.

Whenever a nurse was being berated, treated poorly, or unjust a Code 13 was called and every available staff nurse hurried to their defense.

I can’t say I know much more about the article. I only took one deepening thought from this concept/article.

How sad is it that Code 13 had to even be created? The last time I checked we (nurses & physicians) were on the same team?

Carpe Diem

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Plan Your Work, and Work Your Plan

Posted by Sean on December 27, 2008

A well thought plan is only as good as it’s attack. Looking great on paper is only as great as the paper it’s written on, until action is applied.

After you devise your said plan, be sure to follow through.

As any good baseball pitcher and coach can tell you, “It’s all in the follow through”.

Carpe Diem

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Change of Shift | CoS

Posted by Sean on December 26, 2008

The latest installment of Change of Shift is up over at Nurse Ratched ‘s Place, with the infamous Mother Jones!

This Christmas edition is hosted by another famous fella, Curious George, so swing on over there and check out some great submissions.

Psst.. I submitted two. Smug

As always a BIG THANK YOU to Kim over at Emergiblog for getting the CoS party started!

Carpe Diem

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Unusual Christmas Laugh

Posted by Sean on December 25, 2008

I just stumbled upon this video clip this morning. For anyone who is a Beyonce’ fan, a Justin Timberlake fan, or a Saturday Night Live fan this video will have you howling.

Apparently this is about a month old and it’s a parody of Beyonce ’s video “Single Ladies”. This particular video includes two of my favorite SNL actors, Andy Samberg and Horatio Sanz.

Oh, and if you remember Justin and Andy have made a viral video clip before.

I have a weak sense of humor folks. Sorry.

Merry Christmas

Carpe Diem

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My Weekly Weak Sense of Humor

Posted by Sean on December 23, 2008

mcdonald special sauce

Now we know!

Surprise

Carpe Diem

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