Or you can be a lead singer in a heavy metal band...not too many fatties in that career field....of course it could be the drugs and the groupies, too.

Heh heh... very true.

How about meth addiction? I think that may help folks lose weight? I mean first it is an amphetamine and it will make you psycho so you will jump around all night then you will eventually have to break and enter folks houses and steal stuff so you could definitely have run ins with the police. Who will chase you. The running will be good exercise, you might drop dead of a massive coronary, but shit you will be thin! Kidding.

LMAO - I almost choked on my coffee reading your comment! Thanks for the laugh.