Archive for July, 2011
My new iPhone dock. Fingers crossed
Posted by Sean on July 24, 2011
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The alphabet soup of nursing care
Posted by Sean on July 24, 2011
This post over at Scrubs pokes fun at what we nurses consider normal conversation.
Nurse jargon feels like alphabet soup
I rather like the ‘You know you’re a nurse’ blog posts. It definitely pokes humor at the unique nature of our profession. While Acronyms sure aren’t exclusive to the nursing profession, we sure do see our fair share of them! Heck, I’d dare say we see too much of them!
This is one of those situations where you really cannot understand or appreciate the humor unless you happen to be a nurse or a health care professional. The following paragraph is something that we might actually write, read or say nonchalantly during a typical day on the job. You know you’re a nurse when you can understand this jargon:
44 YR male. History COPD, CHF, HTN, CAD, AFIB. Previous surgeries of CABG X4, R TKR, L THR. Also history of MRSA, VRE. Pt c/o of CP, SOB. JVD also present. Admit from ED for possible PE vs MI. Have not R/O PE or DVT. Labs: Trop, CBC, BMP BNP pending. Scheduled for CT, MRI probable. Cardiology consulted for possible TTE after EKG with numerous PVCs, PACs. No VTACH, but widening QRS and questionable prolonged QT. No U wave noted.
Pt became confused in ED. SPO2 89%declined fast. No history of CVA. Desaturated. Pt intubated. ETT placed. Vent setting AC 12, TV 450, FIO2 50%, PEEP 5. SPO2 95%. EEG will be ordered per PCP’s CRNP. Covering MD also notified. On call PA-C present.
If CVA confirmed, possible EVD placement.
I &O recorded. No BM.
OK. OK. Now my lil paragraph there doesn’t make a great deal of sense for those of us who understand the jargon (take it with a grain of salt please), but you get the idea. I spit out that ‘mock’ scenario in 5 minutes using all those acronyms from memory. If I sat here long enough I could keep adding more. The list is really endless.
Just imagine how the layperson feels whenever we talk to colleagues or fellow health care professionals in our native tongue.
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Return Demonstrations
Posted by Sean on July 23, 2011
One of my posts on how I need to transition from simulations to the real, live, living patients!
Simulated care
As a nurse we ALL know about ‘Return Demonstrations’. It’s something we become extremely familiar with when practicing and performing ‘tasks’ and ‘hands-on’ skills. Everyone remembers or still utilizes a ‘skills lab’ don’t you? The majority of our ‘skills’ are things that involve patients. So when it comes time to ‘practice’ or perform the skill we often times have to simulate the task or skill. Some schools (I still think the majority) of schools and educational systems have to ‘pretend’ by creating a mock-up, while some school systems are blessed and lucky enough to possess simulation mannequins or some derivative of them.
We practice, practice, and practice. We go over the skill until it becomes almost ‘reflexive’, so that when it comes time to perform the skill in front of the evaluator we hopefully ‘pass’ and are considered competent at the skill.
That’s the kicker isn’t it? We become proficient with the mannequin (ergo: the dummy). But is the mannequin the same as the real thing?? I mean even the most state-of-the-art ‘sim-man’ or ‘sim-baby’ still can’t reproduce the experience you have with a real human being. We’re talking real, live people here!
It has to be one of the most tense moments when you take a skill you learned and became proficient with via the ‘dummy’ and apply it to your real patient. That split-second moment when you realize that the simulation equates to absolutely nothing in the real world!
Maybe it’s just me? But every ‘return demo’ I can remember in basic nursing school never actually followed along the ‘guidelines’ when I went to perform the task with my patients.
Yet, how else do we prepare for such tasks? I think the mannequins are a huge step, I really do. But in the end nothing compares to a real-live, blinking and breathing patient. There is no computer generated feed-back loop in existence that can accurately mimic what the human body can or really does. Sure, sure, sure it can come darn close, but I think I speak for many when you realize just how different the ‘real’ experience can be.
This rings home for me, because over the next couple months I will be transitioning from learning all I can as Nurse Practitioner student in the ‘simulation labs’ and ‘skills labs’ to applying my knowledge and learned skill with real-live, blinking and breathing patients!
And if this ‘real’ transition is anything like it was when I was first learning my basic nursing skills…. I’m in for quite the adventure!
I’m equally excited and ‘puke-my-guts-out’ nervous.
Is that even possible??
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Hot weather you say??
Posted by Sean on July 23, 2011
I almost believe I could have done this recently in my car. LOL
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Taking a Break at Work
Posted by Sean on July 17, 2011
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