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Patients that are ‘outside their minds’!

Posted by Sean on May 14, 2011

My latest post over at Scrubs Magazine. Care to add to the list?

Don’t get me wrong, I love my job. I truly love my job. I think I’m one of those nurses that actually enjoys what I do – the good and the bad. I don’t view our profession through a pair of rose colored glasses (at least I try not to). I keep it realistic. There are good and bad days, good and bad jobs, good and bad patients.

Sometimes you wonder what gets into our patients. I completely empathize and understand that we see them at some of the worst times of their life. I also can appreciate the level of fear and anxiety they must endure while they are recovering – but sometimes…. I mean… sometimes… our patients must be ‘outside their minds’!!! (sorry, yet another movie quote)

Here are some things (and some patients) that just blow me away:

  • The patient who thinks that the hospital is really a Howard Johnson hotel/motel. I’m a nurse not your personal assistant. This is a hospital not a bed and breakfast.
  • The patient who all of sudden loses their ability to pick up a glass of water that is within arms reach. There is tired, then there is just down-right laziness.
  • The patient who thinks I won’t figure out they have been smoking in the bathroom. What’s that I smell in the bathroom? No, someone isn’t burning leaves outside your window. Nice try.
  • Honesty truly is the best medicine. Lying will only make you feel better – not get better. When referring to your version of your alcohol use, and I can smell it on your breath – don’t tell me it was mouthwash. C’mon. Seriously?
  • The pain scale is not open for interpretation. Telling me your pain is a 15/10 will not get you your medication any faster. Especially when (according to you) the pain medication I bring you (and that was ordered by your physician) is not strong enough.
  • Oh, along the same lines of the pain scale example, referring to your pain medication as ‘Percs’ or ‘Vics’ or your ‘Oxy’ does not help the situation.
  • By the way, the nursing staff does talk amongst each other. When you tell me, “that other nurse said it was ok / that other nurse allowed me” do you really think I’m going to let you have something to eat when you’re NPO.

There truly is a method to our madness, I promise. We don’t have it ‘in’ for you. We nurses are here to help you get better, get healthier and get the heck out of the hospital. But we can’t help those, who can’t help themselves.

(Please be sure to notice the heavy sarcasm and humorous tone of my sensible nature)

Some patients…|Scrubs Magazine

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Some patients…

Posted by Sean on April 25, 2011

 Rebekah Child  over at Scrubs Magazine posted a great comical blog post about some patients we have all taken care of.

OK, you know you have had a patient or two like this:

1) The guy covered in tattoos who is whining about you starting an IV because it is going to hurt. I’ve had both, a tattoo and multiple IV starts. I will take the IV any day. Don’t tell me an IV hurts worse than your body ink.

5) The patient who starts freaking out on you because the cardiac monitor is reading a flat line. A lead fell off. You are not dead or you couldn’t be yelling at me.

We’ve all had a patient like this… | Scrubs Magazine

Head on over to the original post to check out the remainder of the list. Care to add any?

Good stuff.

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Extremely Obese and the Flu a Deadly Combination

Posted by Sean on January 6, 2011

I know, I know I’m beating a dead horse. I just feel pretty strong about sharing my thoughts – and some decent scientifically researched evidence concerning this growing epidemic.
Knowledge is power.
This study of course is concerned with the ‘extreme’ obese with a BMI of 40 or greater (even though I absolutely despise, hate, and do not agree with the measuring tool of BMI). So we’re talking very over weight (upwards of 300 + lbs).
I’ve seen this first hand at the bed side, how difficult it is to perform basic pulmonary functions to recover from this illness (the flu and most other respiratory illnesses).
Just another tack on the board people. Obese is bad for your health!

Amplify’d from www.medpagetoday.com

Extreme Obesity Raises Death Risk from H1N1 Flu

The result of the analysis is not entirely surprising, since several earlier studies had shown that obese H1N1 patients were more likely to need inpatient care and intensive care, Louie and colleagues noted, but it had not been possible to show that obesity itself was the risk.

To clarify the issue, Louie and colleagues analyzed outcomes and risk factors for 1,076 California patients who were in the hospital for at least 24 hours. Of those, 375 were younger than 20, and 82 were pregnant and were excluded from the analysis. Of the remaining 619, body mass index data was available for 534 patients.

The researchers found that 51% of those patients were obese, with a body mass index greater than 30, and 19% had a body mass index of 40 or higher.

In total, 92 patients died, and of those 56 (or 61%) were obese, including 28 (or 30%) with a body mass index of 40 or higher. In the latter group, 21 had a body mass index of 45 or greater, Louis and colleagues found.

Multivariate analysis, adjusting for such things as age, obesity category, and comorbid diseases, showed:

  • A body mass index of at least 40 was associated with an odds ratio for death of 2.8 (with a 95% confidence interval from 1.4 to 5.9), compared with those of normal weight.
  • Being 50 or older was associated with an odds ratio for death of 2.1, with a 95% confidence interval from 1.2 to 3.7.
  • A group of miscellaneous immunosuppressive conditions — including congenital immunodeficiency, asplenia, and adrenal disorders but excluding cancer, transplantation, receipt of immunosuppressive drugs, and HIV — was associated with an odds ratio of 3.9, with a 95% confidence interval from 1.6 to 9.5.
  • Asthma had a negative association, with an odds ratio of 0.5 and a 95% confidence interval from 0.3 to 0.9.

Noting that most of the extremely obese patients actually had a body mass index of 45 or higher, the researchers redid the analysis with that level as a cut-off. They found that while the other associations did not change greatly, the odds ratio associated with body mass index rose to 4.2, with a 95% confidence interval from 1.9 to 9.4.

Louie and colleagues cautioned that data were extracted from nonstandard medical records, case ascertainment was based on passive reporting by clinicians, and underreporting may have occurred. As well, height and weight data were more likely to be available for patients who died.

There were also significant differences between patients for whom body mass index was available those for whom it was missing, they noted, although the differences were not significant in bivariate analyses and were therefore unlikely to bias the results.

Extreme obesity was associated with an increased risk of death for people infected with the H1N1 pandemic flu, researchers reported.

In a multivariate analysis of more than 500 patients who required inpatient care, those with a body mass index of 40 or more were nearly three times as likely to die as patients with a normal body mass index, according to Janice Louie, MD, of the California Department of Public Health in Richmond, Calif., and colleagues.

The risk was even greater for those in the upper ranges of extreme obesity, with a body mass index of 45 or more, Louie and colleagues reported in the Feb. 1 issue of Clinical Infectious Diseases.

The finding shows that obesity itself, not associated co-morbidities, was an independent risk factor for death, and suggests that obese people with influenza-like illness should be promptly and aggressively managed, the authors concluded.

Read more at www.medpagetoday.com

 

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Less Pain, More Gain in OA With Regular Exercise

Posted by Sean on July 30, 2010

I’m wondering… how many geniuses it took to figure this one out? How many brilliant minds had to converge to come to the conclusion that exercise helps relieve OA pain?
Hmm…
Shocking news ehh?

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